Recent Game Reviews

Hedgehog Launch Hedgehog Launch

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Crap! Victory in 4 days!

Ok, bragging done. DEFINITELY not my first time playing. Game is awesomeness!

V-MODE 1.01 V-MODE 1.01

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Reminds me a little too much of Robin the Archer

Except that your gun randomly jams, and sometimes the enemy spawners randomly appear in a place that is impossible to get to. I love me a good hard game, but i need to know that when I lose, that here was something i could have done about it.

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Gravity Pig Gravity Pig

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Awesome, you made the same game , but worse...

I'm reading the 2 reviews below me, and they were right. Identical game. THat said , the game works unlike some new submissions, so you're not getting blammed. But you are really going to have to focus on making multiple styles of games if you want to reach a much larger audience as a flash game programmer. If you need some better examples, look at some new games on here like Waffle Fury. He's a professional Flash game programmer too.

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LongAnimals responds:

You seem to think that what happens on Newground actually matters. Well it's a tiny tiny percentage of the Flash game market.
I can tell you that having an extremely high scoring game on Newgrounds doesn't mean that it will be popular in the wide world. Newgrounds has a pretty niche audience.

Given that the game on which this was based has only been played about 10,000 times there is plenty of scope for this game to reach a broader market of new players. It'll only offend the crossover audience, which is only a few people who sit and play every game there is on offer.

I do find it very amusing that the same old Meet'n'Fuck games (pretty well identical gameplay to each other!) tend to get big NG scores. Different standards apply, it seems. :-)

Recent Audio Reviews

Mind Stalker (Remixed by me) Mind Stalker (Remixed by me)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn. This song is yours.

Good artists borrow. Great ones steal. You took my song and made it waaay more badass than iI ever could.

Teddybeere responds:

Thank you.

Learning Defeat Learning Defeat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy S@*T! 10/10

Wow. I am really impressed with this track. It's dark and creepy and mean. Bumping you above my submission in honor of your mastery of all that is badass.

Hopeku - Crazy Illness Hopeku - Crazy Illness

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Killer psy dude!

Let me know if you get a gig spinning out in Cali , I will show. You got some great skills in psy! Very healing. I like it much I do.

pabouchard responds:

haha if you know anyone who makes party there just tell me and i'll send a demo ;)

Thanks a lot man!